Emo XIII

Letting everyone know, I am not making fun of emos, that's not my intention. However, I am making fun of the Kingdom Hearts fandom, myself, the games, and the emo stereotype.

If fan comics have a theme song, the song for this one is the Emo Song: [link]

Emo XIII:

Zexion - In the games, he's doesn't fit the emo stereotype except for appearances. The Cloaked schemer talks a lot and even smiles a bit.

Axel - Considering what happens to him in the games, his personal story is rather depressing. Only a few KH charries can compete with the Flurry of Dancing Flames for 'Most Depressing Story' award.

Xemnas - He's moaning over Birth By Sleep stuff concerning himself, which I'm not saying because of spoilers and I'm not certain how many people knows it yet.

DiZ/ Ansem the Wise - He's one of the few KH charries that can compete with Axel for the 'Most Depressing Story' award.
I mean seriously, his apprentices, whom he sees as family (And I know Ienzo and Xehanort was his favorites out of the lot), hijacked his experiments after he quit said experiment. Got banished into the Realm of Nothingness, where he survived by hating Org. XIII. Meanwhile, said apprentices got transformed into Nobodies, destroyed Radiant Garden, experiment on the subjects, founded Org. XIII.
(You know the rest.).
So DiZ/ Ansem the Wise is being emo about it. Though I doubt Mickey would be pleased that he can't leave his keyblade (and Ansem the Emo) in the Twilight Town Old Mansion for 30 seconds. Looks like Mickey isn't allowing a certain someone to go the 'Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry' concert. (DiZ is just here for joke purposes and to prove a point, I don't know how he got there in Castle That Never Was).

Xigbar -

Marluxia - From my personal fanon, I portray Marly as a samurai sometimes. He values his honor highly. Unfortunately, Zexy has to keep an eye on him since he's one of the main Org. members that will commit suicide.

Larxene - Personal fanon, I'm under the impression that Larxy was a jilted lover of sorts or suffered some form of abuse (emotional, psychical, or all of the above) before she became a Nobody.

Saix - He's being depressed over BBS and 358/2 Days spoilers. (I wished I played Days, so I'll know what happened to him better).

Lexaeus - I'm wondering, why doesn't the KH fanbase portray Lexy as emo? He doesn't speak much, only when spoken to, he already wears black (Bah, all of Org. XIII wears black). Plus, he has a depressing background, especially in BBS.

Xaldin - Personal fanon, I think when I made the comic. I didn't come up with the idea of making Xaldin as a painter yet.
If I did, he'll say, "I'll paint to explain the darkness of my soul!"

Vexen & Demyx - Personal fanon, has anyone noticed in the 'Avatar: the Last Airbender' cartoon, that when some one from the Water Tribe gets in a romantic relationship, eventually that significant other dies or something horrible happens to them? Since I know that in the many fics in my hard drive, Vexen and Demyx (as well as Saix and sometimes Marly) are waterbenders and are victims of the Carthwright Curse [link]

Luxord - For the funniness and sake of the comic.

Roxas - I wonder how will Zexion handle Roxas leaving?

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The reason why Zexion became Superior here, is because everyone (and DiZ) are busy acting like stereotypical emos, except for him. It was too easy for him to do so and there needs to be a sane guy that'll make sure that no one commits suicide (He can reward them in tickets to 'Blood Red Romance' concert).

Is it just me or do most of the KH guys have depressing backgrounds?

I would like to add a joke about Lexy and Xaldin listening to Savage Garden as a reference to 'Those Lacking Spines', instead of Evanscence, but here I am going by 'Write/Draw what you know.' This also explained why Xion is not here (which is sad, since I support all of Org. XIII, even those I dislike. But I didn't play 358/2 Days yet).

Evanescence (c) EMI, Epic, Wind-up, themselves

BRRaSMD band, Emo Song (c) Their owners

Organization XIII, DiZ, and King Mickey (c) Disney, Square Enix

Water Tribe's Cartwright Curse (c) Nickelodeon, Team Bryke, and the Avatar fandom.